You and me

Elmer is a feisty old man. He was a very rambunctious teenager, having a lot of girlfriends. He was quite popular back in the day, being a bit of a rebel child. He still has the shifty eyes. His skin is a purpley color. He had a heart transplant a few years back but that doesn't stop him any. He's still going strong. Sometimes you can tell that he's dying but it's not that obvious. He'll probably die from daily wear and tear but it's also possible that his heart will finally give out. He's seen it all, probably more than I realize. He's pretty cool, I like hanging with him. We go places together. A lot.