Sunday, June 25, 2006

I found a liquid cure

I butchered a cow the other day, actually, I was helping Brynn and Stefan. 'Twas very interesting. I had fun. I'd never butchered anything before. Skinning it was probably the best part, as long as it took. Cutting down through all the fat, pulling on the leather hide. I'd do it again, any day. Even with the blood still pouring out of its neck. And the stomachs felt like rubber balls, except oh so fragile and strange. I'd never seen a stomach before. Or really, any of those multiple organs we pulled out. I didn't get to see the brain though. We tried but Stefan finally said it was a waste of time to cut the head open just so I could see a brain. We played with some nice knives though. And shot a blackbird, proving that Stefan does have good aim, although I still think he should've shot the seagull instead.

Good luck.

7 comments:

steph said...

that was gross....seriosly, dont do that

Anonymous said...

ok, teri, honestly, that's the post of a future serial killer. that made me want to throw up. really, there's things you should not blog about.

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Leah said...

ew.

Anonymous said...

this is why i like vegatables. it seems like your posts always seem to walk a thin line...the line of insanity. and it seems you do revel abit about how contraversial you can make your blog. but this time you just murdered it..really murdered it. now don't call me out for living under a rock and not knowing how cows die, but last time i checked the butchers didn't blog about it and say how much they loved the experience. it sounds like someone needs to get out more often...go for a walk and enjoy nature or something, oh wait i just forgot i know nothing.

Anonymous said...

I just found out what your problem is. You love being miserable, and having people think youre crazy. You could let go of everything and be a normal person. You might not have that many people to hang out with, due to that fact that you have just established yourself as a psycho, but at least you wouldnt be trying to get the attention this way. Being eccentric is fine, its the fact that you drag it out just because. Youre liable to be happier and possibly be more pleasant to be around if you just fucking let it go.

Teri said...

alright, sorry guys. i honestly didn't think it was that disgusting, but since everyone else seems to think so, i'll say sorry.

and brett, your comments don't bother me unless they're done anonymously. people who comment anonymously should have the balls to use their real name if they're gonna call me on something.